Monday, November 17, 2008
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Dictionary of 6 Patience<3
A’s
Adagietto- Itachi turned into chendol (proof of Esabella’s hearing problems)
Amanda Yang- a strange organism with arms and legs. Strong resemblance to yeti/ fishball
Amazing- referring to Esabella
Annoying- a trait of Amanda Yang
Appalled- a term which “pure” people use when listening to Esabella’s impure words
Ayam- a Malay term which means ‘chicken’
B’s
Ball- 1.a plaything 2.a formal banquet/occasion/gathering 3.enough said…
Banana- a tropical yellow fruit, often mistaken for a crescent moon
Bananas- crazy/ insane/ mad/ neurotic
Bebola Ikan- see Amanda Yang
Bird- 1.fowl/ poultry 2.erm…ok enough said
Bishba- see Amanda Yang
Bluey-cheese hole- 1.Han Wen 2.don’t make me elaborate further…
Boing- sound Amanda Yang makes when bouncing (which strikes terror in our hearts)
Burp- a sound commonly made by freaks
Butt- 1.an opportunity to exercise your leg muscles in kicking 2.something which smiles
C’s
Cake- another word for ‘kick’
Camp- a mass gathering of freaks
Cardiac arrest- what Sherilyn goes into when she talks with Esabella for more than half an hour
Chendol- what Itachi turned into
Chocolate- branded poop (Priya’s definition)
Coca-Cola- a worldwide popular soft drink, which is obtained from…ok, never mind.
Corrupted- the dominant trait in Esabella
Crap- what comes out of Esabella’s mouth
D’s
Dad- what Esabella calls Han Wen
Ding- exclamation made by freaks when smiling
Dog- MOMMY!!
Doughnut- what Angeline always turns into
Dustpans- what we’ll become when we grow up
E’s
Enigma- the mystery of Esabella’s corruption
Esabella- a corrupted ____________
Elmo- a furry red monster from Sesame Street, last seen with a long white beard and wildly waving a random pumpkin basket. Behaving suspiciously, kept screaming, “Lalalala, lalalala, Elmo’s world!” if found, please alert your nearest police station.
F’s
Fart- 1.a release of methane gas from the negative end 2.Angeline’s favourite hobby
Fishball- see Amanda Yang
Flying- something we believe we can do
Freaks- people with teeny weeny little brains minus the 0.0000001% that controls sanity
G’s
Garra- enough said
Godaime- enough said
H’s
Haha- a common phrase heard in the classroom
Hot- describing weather and weather alone
Hysterical- what Sherilyn turns into when she talks too much to Esabella
I’s
Idiot- a person without a brain (see also: Amanda Yang)
Idiotic- a trait of a certain AHEM
Impure- referring to Sherilyn (though rarely; To Esabella: “What would you do with the extra one?”)
Insane- see mad
J’s
Jelly- Angeline
Joe Jonas- what’s that??? Seriously, what’s that?! Is it a…soft drink??? xD
K’s
Kevin Jonas- no idea
Kitkat- see chocolate
L’s
Lalalalalalalalala- see Elmo
Lollipop- an all-rounded sweet in the shape of a ball
M’s
Mad- a trait of freaks
Mama- what I call Megan G.
Michael- a boyfriend of Esabella’s
Moron- see Idiot
N’s
Nap- an hours-long sleep that Esabella falls into nearly every day
Nick Jonas- what’s that? Could it be a…sweet? Or maybe a chocolate??
No- Yes
O’s
Obese- a trait most common in fishballs
P’s
Pineapple- a human with spiky hair
Poo- what comes out of the negative end after eating fishballs
Poop-a-poo-la- a soft drink mixed with ‘what comes out of the negative end after eating fishballs’ xD
Q’s
Queer- a trait of freaks
QWERTY- the name of Sherilyn’s keyboard
R’s
Random stuff- see crap
Reasonable- NOT a trait of freaks
Retarded- another famous trait of freaks
Roll- movement of the fishball without teeny little legs
S’s
Sensible- Huh? What’s that?
Smart- again?
Sweet- excuse me?
T’s
Tweet- what birds say
Terrifying- see freaks
Toot- enough said
U’s
United we fall, divided we stand- the universal motto of all freaks
Unreasonable- a trait of freaks
V’s
Velocity- 1.speed 2.a shopping centre 3.speed of freaks rushing there to buy chocolate on the day of the big sale
W’s
Waddle- the movement of a fishball with teeny little legs
Waffle- what we are when we think (I think, therefore I am a waffle.)
X’s
X? What word starts with X that could possibly be put here??
Y’s
Yak- 1.an animal 2.talking; a common hobby in the classroom
Yawn- a tradition practiced in class, achieved by opening the mouth very wide and taking in as much oxygen as possible while trying to look attentive and innocent
Yes- No
Zach- A husband of Esabella
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